ALF "Live Fast Eat Ass" T-Shirt

100% Cotton for all-day comfort
Relaxed fit with a bold edge
"Live Fast Eat Ass" front/back graphic
Classic black with white lettering
ALF signature style for fearless self-expression

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ALF "Live Fast Eat Ass" T-Shirt

Size:Small

Description

Wear it, Mean it, Live fast, Eat Ass. The “Live Fast Eat Ass” tee from Assholes Live Forever is your go-to for chaos, charm, and zero shame. Made from soft 100% cotton, this black shirt delivers all-day comfort with a side of savage style. Whether you're stirring shit up or just coasting through life with attitude, this tee makes your stance crystal clear, bold, loud, and proudly unfiltered.